Thursday, June 09, 2005

this is how i clean

i know it's supposedly "bad" for them, but when i see a spot on a dvd or cd, i lick it and rub it off. they're my dvd's, i'll do what i want with them.
anyway, tonight, my kids put in "willy wonka and the chocolate factory" and it was skipping, so i took it out and inspected it for blemishes. there was a spot, so i licked it. yummy. glue...
so i post this as a reminder to myself... STOP LICKING SPOTS! YOU CAN'T CLEAN EVERYTHING WITH SALIVA!*



*except for contact lenses and children's faces

1 comment:

Valerie said...

is that anything like when my 8th grade teacher told me i had diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain?
isn't it crazy how things remain unfunny, even after all this time?