guns and indiana jones

this one isn't necessarily next in the timeline, but it's too precious not to share. don contacted me through match.com. don lives very close to me, 20 minute drive away. seems innocent enough from his profile, divorced with a daughter, good job, owns his own house, nice sense of humor. so i talk to don online. turns out don is only "divorced in his heart", not in the eyes of the law. DUH! WTF! if you're not divorced, don't go trolling for someone else, ya freakin' idiot! and do you know what don would like to do? take me shooting. oh golly, sign me up. and can you also believe that don thinks that "indiana jones and the temple of doom" was actually the best in the series? are you serious? everyone knows that if one of them can go, it's that one. geez.
BUT, i'm going to keep talking to don because there's just too much good material there to let this one go. stay tuned for don updates.