ok people, i've been smoking and drinking way too much lately. i directly attribute this to the amount of time i spend worrying about my life and i attribute that to the amount of old men responding to my ads on the matchmaking websites.
damn these old men! what would make you think that i would want to date you when you're twice my age? i'm sure you are a gentleman since you were alive when the main transportation was horse and buggy and women needed you to throw your cape over a puddle for them to walk across. and yes, age is just a number. the number of years you've been alive! and when that is almost two times my number, please don't bother. i'm not looking for a father figure. (thanks for that george michael)
what is it about me that attracts these men? do i seem like an "old soul"? or did AARP have a special subscription rate to true.com?
seriously, you just make yourself look like horny old men. peddle your wares elsewhere.
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that sounds good. and make sure to yell at some kids about their loud music. who can understand this "rock and roll" anyway?
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