Friday, April 29, 2005

i knew this guy would come in handy later

so, remember don? yeah. he's great, isn't he? i talked to don yesterday and he's been having a tough time lately. (all together now - 1,2,3 - "aw, poor guy") see, when he began his divorce proceedings, he had to sell a bunch of his guns (he had like 16, now he's down to 7 and a grenade launcher, seriously) in order to pay for a lawyer. apparently that raises eyebrows in law enforcement, as he happens to work for a law enforcement type of agency. so the inspector general has started investigating him. as part of their investigation, they have interviewed some of his coworkers. now these coworkers had some concerns that they were anxious to share. seems they've overheard him discussing how to build a bomb and they think he may in fact be building them in his house as we speak.

my question to you all is, should i start dating him before or after the search and seizure?

3 comments:

Unknown said...

LMMFAO !!!

Unknown said...

Is that a trick question? j/k

Valerie said...

no way! i'm serious! i mean, if i date him before, i could be there for the search, but if i wait till after, i'd miss the drama! i'm thinking definitely before...