This is me - loser extraordinaire

so i figger i'm no good at regular dating - i.e. actually meeting people face to face - owing to my extremely unimportant looks and lard ass. so one day i says to myself, i says "self, why not try out this online dating thing. it can't be all that bad" and unfortunately i listened. what you will find on this page is my general rantings about the quality of people i find online and the stupidity with which i tend to pursue these losers. also, how looks really matter online too. and no matter what the other person sitting their ass behind a computer looks like, they want you to look better. gag.